Characters

TANK HERNANDEZ

ch-tankHeight: 6′8″
Weight: 284 pounds
Age: 24
Gender: Male
Position: First Base
Strength: Claw Hammer Grip
Bats/Throws: Right/Right
Home Planet: Magnus, Delta Sector

An action film hero on his home planet of Magnus, Tank’s talents now light up
highlight reels across the galaxy. A power hitter extraordinaire, his Claw-Hammer swing yields
a whopping .670 average!

RECENT GALACTIC LEAGUE BATTING RECORD
YEAR TEAM GAMES AB H SB HR RBI AVG
2008 Starquakes 173 830.4 294 52 66 167 0.354
CAREER TOTALS 173 830.4 294 52 66 167 0.354
               

FUN FACT: Tank’s first Galactic League homer. Launched on July 3, 2008, is still in orbit today!

Signed By Celestial Wonders 2002 draft

FINGERS McCLAIN

ch-fingersHeight: 6′2″
Weight: 231 pounds
Age: 41
Gender: Male
Position: Pitcher
Strength: Double jointed, 6-fingered hands
Bats/Throws: Left/Left
Home Planet: Zabdar, Epsilon Sector

 

RECENT GALACTIC LEAGUE BATTING RECORD
YEAR TEAM W L ERA G H BB SO
2006 Wonders 26 9 4.01 51 302 170 0.354
2007 Wonders 27 12 2.77 54 289 132 0.354
2008 Wonders 29 10 3.14 54 265 149 0.354
CAREER TOTALS 370 149 3.86 588 3240 1536 3696
               

FUN FACT: Born without teeth or fingernails, Fingers first developed his pitching skills as a method
of self defense!

Signed By Blue Moons 1993 Draft

FLEABOT X-51

ch-fleaHeight: 2′6″
Weight: 31 pounds
Age: 8
Gender: None
Position: Shortstop
Strength: Liquid-laser powered lifting mechanism
Bats/Throws: Right/Right
Home Planet: X4G92, Beta Sector

He floats like a butterfly, he swings like a flea. Rising from the ruins of the
abandoned basebot X-50 project, this tiny dynamo has an enormous impact on the field.

RECENT GALACTIC LEAGUE BATTING RECORD
YEAR TEAM GAMES AB H SB HR RBI AVG
2006 Yo Dawgz 211 1099 271 48 12 131 0.247
2007 Yo Dawgz 219 1116 284 39 21 126 0.254
2008 Yo Dawgz 215 1104 289 52 18 125 0.262
CAREER TOTALS 1041 4372 1360 261 90 608 0.311
               

FUN FACT: Fleabot salvaged himself from the scrap pile of the abandoned Basebot’s X-50 project!

Signed By Basebots 2001 draft

GEMINI JONES

ch-geminiHeight: 7′2″
Weight: 210 pounds
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Position: Center Field
Strength: Amazing all-around athlete
Bats/Throws: Right/Right
Home Planet: Klepton, Alpha Sector

Who knew the superstar singing sensation from Klepton would turn out
to be the greatest center fielder since Zak Battles? Gemini Jones, that’s who.

RECENT GALACTIC LEAGUE BATTING RECORD
YEAR TEAM GAMES AB H SB HR RBI AVG
2008 Cosmic Groove 218 1248 417 105 55 185 0.334
CAREER TOTALS 218 1248 417 105 55 185 0.334
               

FUN FACT: An action hero on her home planet of Klepton, Gemini’s heroics now light up highlight

reels across the galaxy!

Signed By Cosmic Groove 2003 Draft

HENRY RUSSELL

ch-henryHeight: 5′1″
Weight: 110 pounds
Age: 11
Gender: M
Position: Batboy
Strength: Boldly creative
Bats/Throws: -
Home Planet: Earth, Omega sector

Henry’s wild imagination and encyclopedic knowledge of the game
won’t show up on the stat sheet, but this boy wonder from the distant planet Earth is the
All-Star’s super secret weapon.

FUN FACT: Henry’s teammates are often shocked to learn that he can drink real water!

ZAGMAR ZUGGS

ch-zagmarHeight: 4′8″
Weight: 94 pounds
Age: 237
Gender: M
Position: Mascot
Home Planet: Sarilly, Beta Quadrant

Fun-loving and carefree, Zagmar’s Sarillian curiosity lands him in trouble
whereever he goes. So far his contagious enthusiasm has kept him in the game.
But if Coach Fleck catches him goofing up one more time..

FUN FACT: Did you know? Zagmar Zuggs is the great great great grandson of Hector Zuggs,
the legendary inventor of the knock knock joke!

SKIP TRIPPPLES

ch-skipHeight: 6′0″
Weight: 200 pounds
Age: 421
Gender: M
Position: Announcer

With artificial “fountain-of-youth” blood pumping through his veins,
Skip has been the all-star game’s color commentator for 363 consecutive years!

FUN FACT: Naturally bald, Skip owns 422 wigs and toupees!

More characters to come..

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